| Nov202006 | Free Public Transport for Students |
Seriously?
One of the Victorian Liberal Party’s promises just confounds me. They promise to provide free public transport to students (PDF 90kB).
Little Johnny
Look, public transport is expensive. But to me, it feels like it is money being thrown into the wrong place. For one thing, you’re not making the education any better. Don’t expect to see a sudden increase in attendance rates because little Johnny doesn’t have to fork out the money for a bus ticket.
If you want to improve the education system, you would throw money at the places that need it. Things like lowering class sizes, millions of dollars of teaching equipment, lots of new teaching jobs, incentives for studying to be a teacher are all great election promises that I could give a cursory thumbs-up to. They are the sort of election promises that I can nod to and if you are elected, I would never ever find out if you kept your promise. It’s win-win!
Suburban Angst
But free public transport for students? Seriously? The majority of students I see on the train are smug private school students with blazers and ties and better mobile phones than me. They don’t need your charity. As a concerned voter, I want the government to be dipping into their pockets at every opportunity.
The other type of students I come in contact with are university students. The ones that are government supported could probably use a little more support; so give them more money. The ones that aren’t supported are drinking too much and could probably have a few less drinks every week to pay for their train ticket.
Reach Your Target Audience
My advice for a public transport election promise? Promise to read the mX newspaper and hold the transport companies responsible for people’s complaints. Open up a dialogue and make a big show of working to make things better. If you can appease the cynics in the mX’s Talk section then you are doing a pretty damn good job.
Bang bang
My advice for an education election promise? Wave your hands about and make some weak promise to keep guns out of schools. There are too many smaller (but nonetheless important) issues inside education to get a far-reaching meaningful message to the voting public.
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