| Nov282006 | Selling smells |
I have an idea that involves generating nice smells.
Shut up. It’s not some retarculous smell-o-vision idea. That idea is still dead for a reason and it’s not because we haven’t got the technology yet.
Dream Cafe
My idea is to have a restaurant that deals in smells. We don’t have to generate the smells artificially, we could actually just cook the food!
Our main audience would be dieters they would come in and use their own delusions to deceive themselves into thinking they were not hungry after smelling the food. They would then lose weight and we would gain money! A win-win!
Top o’ The Muffin
The trick is that we don’t actually have to cook all the food. We could just fry up some garlic and butter. Bake random bits of flour and milk. Where we would actually have to cook food, we could eat it ourselves afterwards.
I’m going to be rich!
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