Practical advice for visiting the U.S. consulate

I went to submit my papers for an Australian E-3 visa in the Melbourne Consulate yesterday. Here’s some quick tips.

  • Reduce the amount of metal things you carry. There are two sets of metal detectors to go through and you feel ridiculous carrying your belt in your hands.
  • While there is a booking system, that’s only to get general numbers. Once you get there, its first-come-first-serve.
  • Be prepared for a long wait. I waited for an hour and a half.
  • As soon as you sit down, swap pleasantries with the people you are waiting with. These guys obviously have something interesting to say seeing as they are applying for travel visas.
  • Read over your visa documentation requirements about 8 times before you ever set foot inside the consulate.
  • Is your photo a square or a rectangle? If it’s a rectangle, go get it done again. U.S. visas require a square 5cm photo.
  • Don’t go insane and try to look for hidden messages from the Illuminati in the 3-minute video they have on loop in the waiting room.

Photographs you see as you go through the metal detector:

Each flag was subtly different

  • George W. Bush with American flag behind him
  • Dick Cheney with American flag behind him
  • Condeleeza Rice with American flag behind her

Photographs hanging in the waiting room:

MLK was my favourite

  • Statue of Liberty
  • Miles Davis in concert
  • New York skyline, complete with Twin Towers (I assume it was taken from the Brooklyn promenade)
  • Martin Luther King Jr.