Practical Application

You guys know the light bulb riddle right? You would have studied it at some point if you are a computer scientist and you’ve ever had to go to a job interview. It is the sort of ridiculous question they will never ever ask at an interview but people believe they might anyway.

Totoro

Vancouver is a fobby place

So, I just recently asked Apple for a replacement Powerbook battery. Mine was one of those that were recalled by the factory because of the very real danger that it could turn my computer into a ghetto fireworks show. Sure, I could have asked for the replacement while I was in Melbourne but I’d have to:

  1. Personally hand in the battery
  2. Go three to four weeks without a battery

Mind you, the people who sell Apple computers in Melbourne are also idiots. So no, as soon as I found out I was moving to America, I thought, “HOT DAMN! IN AMERICA THEY JUST MAIL YOU THE BATTERY AND YOU MAIL BACK THE OLD ONE FOR FREE. SWEET GRILLED CORN FED PRIME RIB.”

So battery arrives, I completely drain the old one and yank it out and snap a photo of the two batteries together. Go to the bathroom, come back out and I look at the two batteries I have sitting side by side and wonder, “which one is mine?”

Well thanks to studying for tech interviews, I knew the answer right away! Hooray for studying!

  1. karan
    - Thu, 19 Apr 2007

    I’ve never even heard of that question >.> should i hand my computer science degree back?

  2. Jack
    - Thu, 19 Apr 2007

    Yes. Please return your degree to whomever you stole it from.

  3. Lachlan
    - Thu, 19 Apr 2007

    … I also am not qualified :(

    But don’t tell anyone! You can’t be a consultant without knowing anything you know ;) cough

  4. Daniel
    - Thu, 19 Apr 2007

    Diabolical! An insider joke with only one insider! Jack pushes the bounderies of comedy again.

  5. Fubar
    - Thu, 19 Apr 2007

    must be shity yank humor….high fives to all the non yanks here!

  6. chicky
    - Fri, 20 Apr 2007

    hahaha u funny jack

  7. Fubar
    - Fri, 20 Apr 2007

    Noo high five for chicky for laughing at jacks “joke”

  8. Jack
    - Fri, 20 Apr 2007

    *high fives chicky*

    Chicky is her own woman, she doesn’t need the approval of Fubar.

  9. karan
    - Sun, 22 Apr 2007

    wait.. i actually agree with fubar? >.>

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