Time Travel!

There is a certain absurdity in my everyday life that I enjoy pointing out from time to time. Plus, it’s the only thing I can do to entertain myself that doesn’t involve an internet connection.

Say I had a time machine and I traveled back about 365 days to find myself.

2006 Jack: Hi there.

2007 Jack: Sup.

2006 Jack: Time travel or covert cloning?

2007 Jack: Time travel.

2006 Jack: Tight.

And in the ensuing conversation:

2006 Jack: So what do you do now?

2007 Jack: Well. Let’s just say in the future you will wonder around the bedding section of an IKEA store in Western Washington comparing the patterns of various quilt covers to find a chocolate brown that really “pops”.

2006 Jack: Dang.

Solamente gags!

  1. andrew
    - Mon, 23 Apr 2007

    i reckon a year ago you wouldnt have had time to talk to yourself. wasnt that the bit when you guys where all working 800 hours a week on that stupid project? or was that just lachie?

  2. Jack
    - Mon, 23 Apr 2007

    That was just Lachie. On average, we did about 25 - 35 hours per person per week.

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