box of Jack

DID YOU KNOW? Potatoes are actually a rich source of Vitamin P, known more commonly as the Potato Vitamin. Benefits of this vitamin include feeling less hungry and reducing one’s craving for potatoes. It does produce a notable side effect of making one more gullible towards false medical advice.

Sunset, American Flag and July Fourth.
Happy America Day! Happy Freedom Day! Happy Fireworks Day!

Yeah yeah, haven’t written anything interesting in quite a while. I have been working on my blog though. And I have been updating things at all the other places I live on the internet. There is a new design for this old box of Jack and it’s still baking at 300 degrees Fahrenheit. Things I still need to do are: style the footer, insert flickr photos and style some archive pages. Maybe write a few more About Me pages. It’s good, I promise.

Things to look forward to about this new design:

• It’s white on black, so you can stay up all night reading it
• There is a black and white photo
• There are drawings of birds
• Less javascript and no Flash

Maybe I’ll finish it this weekend if there is the right amount of caffeine in my system. Otherwise, I will be busy building massive stockpiles of Vitamin P in my bloodstream. Curly fries may be disgusting but they’re… umm… ok? Whatever. I don’t see you updating your blog so you can just shut your pie hole.