Spoilt by Steve Jobs

There was a big meeting today and the speaker promised a surprise at the end.

When I heard this I got really excited. Like, “Wow, maybe we’re all getting free iPhones.” This was not the case.

It seems the only presentations I watch today are Steve Jobs’ keynotes and I expect surprises at the end to be huge, mind-blowing surprises. Not things like, “Hey! We have cake! Woo!” Stupid Steve Jobs.