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So what’s buzzing around my mind at the moment? I will tell you! In sentence fragments!
Girls
…and the inconceivable lack thereof. That’s not a “oh my god I need to get laid” complaint. I merely prefer the company of women because in the correct settings, I get to make sexist jokes and do all sorts of passive-aggressive things that only women can appreciate. Men are firm believers of actions speaking louder than words and I’m not a very active person, I’m afraid.
Laptop
I have a new laptop. It is like the old one except thinner, lighter, brighter and faster. I am happy with it but it just feels like a new haircut; it’s great but my life isn’t going to change.
Bills
They’re due every month. What a pain in the ass. My electricity bill is like… $6.00. Thank god I don’t have to cut them a check and I can just pay online. I am paying too much for my phone. I am thinking of canceling my $30/month cable TV subscription. I have no idea how I spend so much on water. Rent is killing me.
Top Chef
This TV show is good. Really tasty. I think the conflict resolution and the punishment of bitchy, over-competitive people is also good watching. Food photography is brilliant too. The only thing that detracts is the obvious dubbing they do at the judge’s table sometimes.
Japan
I really really want a break. And be with friends. I jokingly said to someone, “Yeah sure, pick on the lonely Australian guy who is stuck in a foreign country with no friends.” There was a hint of painful truth to that. I am looking forward to speaking some Japanese. I want a native to be impressed by my pronunciation. I also want hot Japanese twins (read: just two unrelated girls that are dressed alike) waiting in my hotel room with a bottle of champagne. That is part of the package deal. I paid a bit extra.
Sentence Fragments
I really like sentence fragments because that’s how my own thoughts fly about. Short snippets of idiocy.
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