Write My Lines For Me
Fri, 21 Mar 2008.
Ok, let’s say, hypothetically, that you get told that people like your accent on a semi-regular basis.
How would you respond to the compliment, “I like your accent!” if you are talking to a girl you want to hook up with and you are:
- at a party, having just met her
- alone together
- amongst a group of friends
- talking over IM
Anything goes! Your responses should be practical, hilarious or debilitatingly depressing (your choice).
“i like your accent”
“you’ll like it even better tomorrow morning”
i know it wasn’t the most original. but it was the first thing that came into my cheesy ass head. i’m tired. so gimme some slack. LOL
I’m interested in the responses too, actually. I’ve mixed it up before, respond along the lines of “Wait until I’m drunk” (while drunk), and “As long as you don’t ask me to throw another shrimp on the barbie while fetchin’ me a Foster’s, we can work this out.”
Mmmm, you could simply say:
“Ooh, now you’ve made me all self-conscious” because girls like to know that they have that effect (or maybe that’s just me…;)
or if you want ridiculous:
“That’s too bad, because there are about a dozen things I’d like do to you and none of them include talking.”
I’m sorry. I can’t be of any help. While I am a witty, clever seductress over the internet, I am a shy, silly girl in real life. I know that makes you want to get to know me more, but well. Get in line.
I would also like to know what people think… maybe there will be something really excellent. :)
“I bet I can think of things you’d like more than my accent.”
“Want to grab a drink? You can feed me lines to say if that’ll make you happy.”
“Well, that’s cool, but I like your accent better.”
Oh. I meant to add. “I like your accent better. I’ve always had a thing for exotic girls.”
xtina: Ha! I will totally keep this one if I ever need to work the cheesy/sexy angle.
karan: Why not take those lines to the logical extreme for superb hilarity? “I PLAN ON BEING A LOT MORE DRUNK. ALSO, I HOPE YOU ARE NOT A RACIST!”
V: DUDE. Yes. I love playing up the cuteness and shyness and this works very well. I do not know if it appeals to girls but I do it anyway. Your second one is also awesome but I am young and uninitiated and I do not know of even ten things to do with a girl. ;)
poodlegoose: Rofl. Nothing is hotter than a girl that’s willing to joke about how she is the shit. You kick ass.
DS: I LOVE your second suggestion! I will re-work it to imply that she must buy me drinks otherwise I will stop talking, or worse, I will switch to my fake American accent and talk about Nintendo Wii.
If she says she likes your accent over IM, she’s an idiot…
And, being a smart ass, I’d retort “How did you know I drive a Hyundai?”
Omg Exposed, you were the only one to pick up on that! :D
“I like it too, but it’s fake, I just use it to pick up women. I think it’s working.”
lol i like “you’ll like it better in the morning” ! very saucy!
i hope you used it jack! and keep us updated!
blush. it’s always cute and very revealing when guys do so.