Archive for April, 2008

I’m a Craigslist Whore: The Blog has been Compromised Erk. Total jerkface. Here’s a tip guys, if you stumble across the identity anonymous blogger, either delete your history and forget you ever saw it or say something to them. Stop creeping people the fuck out. (tags: blogging) self titled: i don’t remember people. This is…

I have a problem with showers. I know, I know. You would say, “Well Jack, you are a pot-bellied, twenty-something computer programmer who buys all his t-shirts off the internet. It is absolutely no surprise that you are not on great terms with the shower; a modern marvel of personal hygiene.” That was uncalled for….

YouTube – PRINCE – CREEP (Radiohead) – LIVE @ COACHELLA 08 Wha… huh? WHAT?! My brain cannot process this. (tags: music video) Researchers Discover Massive Asshole In Blogosphere | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source The Onion is making me laugh really hard lately. I had no idea they did audio-only posts too. (tags:…

Cheers, darlin’. Here’s to you and your lover boy. Cheers, darlin’. I get years to wait ’round for you. Cheers, darlin’. I got your wedding bells in my ear. Cheers, darlin’. You gave me three cigarettes to smoke my tears away. The singer’s voice rasps through the speakers of my old Mazda hatchback; it’s a…

200 Comics In Under 12 Hours | Cracked.com This is beautiful. I recommend you spend to time to read through all these short comics. (tags: comic art humor) CARPE DIEM: McDonald’s and Customer Service in Russia Funny way of thinking about customer service. Of course, this is pretty much the tech support mentality. (tags: funny)…

Funniest Moments Celebrity Interview Unscripted – Moviefone This is too damn funny. Goodbye, rest of my day. (tags: video movies) Que Sera Sera: Snow into rain Sarah and her secret train boyfriend. (tags: fun dating) She Has A Boyfriend Video NSFW language but hilarious. (tags: nsfw humor video) The crazy baseball fan rule (Scripting News)…

I’m a 23-year-old male. I’m also a Capricorn. Wait! Don’t run away! I don’t usually introduce myself by telling you my star sign. It’s gross, I know. What’s even grosser is to have it on a little business card that you hand out to all the leggy blondes in the room. Anyway, here’s what my…

Family photo on Flickr – Photo Sharing! I… don’t understand but I’m laughing. (tags: funny photo) Penny Arcade! – Le Twittre “I’m a twitter shitter!” (tags: comic) YouTube – How Hillary Can Still Win (tags: humor video politics) YouTube – Living On A Prayer – Sungha Jung A child plays Bon Jovi on his guitar….

Leisure and Business Travel Packing List – Travel Light with One Bag! Awesome. A site dedicated to packing everything into one bag, I sorely need this. (tags: fun reference) Flickr: Items tagged with sleeveface Did I already link something like this? People using album sleeves as their face. Very funny. (tags: funny music photo)

ordinary things “If you are sleepless.” Very beautiful and poetic. (tags: art inspiration) Tips to ensure the TSA doesn’t swipe your stuff – Christopher Elliott- msnbc.com Basically, its safe to assume that the TSA will steal everything small and valuable out of your luggage. I’ve lost a mobile phone to these guys before and I…

No one belongs here more than you. Stories by Miranda July Remember this book by that quirky woman who made an entire website by writing on her stove top? She’s updated the site and the paperback is out. Highly recommended; buy the damn book. (tags: art books inspiration) YouTube – “‘Charlie Rose’ by Samuel Beckett”…

An excerpt from If— by Rudyard Kipling One day in high school, our English teacher started quoting some of this poem and we all stared at her blankly. The next day, she had printed off copies for the class and we sat there as she read it aloud melodramatically. This poem was not part of…

Akon Calls T-Pain Hells yeah. I liked this even though the Snoop Dogg parody at the end was not even close. (tags: humor video)

YouTube – So Sorry – Feist (Cover by Rosaline Yuen) Live at EP launch Roz covers Feist. Woohoo. (tags: music video)

True Love on Flickr – Photo Sharing! Beautiful. (tags: art photo) YouTube – Hugh Laurie – Mystery A silly song with awkward rhyming. I am so glad House is returning soon. (tags: music video) YouTube – Obama gets that dirt off his shoulder I felt fucking electricity when I saw this. Obama seriously knows how…

I call them “creepy white guys” but that term can be misunderstood and mean a lot of things to different people. What I really mean are guys who have seriously lust after Asian girls and whatever insane stereotypes that come along with that. Classic symptoms include a pretentious knowledge of Asian culture, asking for girls…

Transportation Today – King County Department of Transportation Dude proposes on the bus. So gorgeous. (tags: seattle love) tiggers gotta bounce! on Flickr – Photo Sharing! Taken at the Seattle Tulip Festival. (tags: photo) Mighty Girl – » Blog Archive » 100 Things to Do Before I Go (tags: fun inspiration) That Day Recalling a…

The Light(er) Side of Growing Up: A good story. “Yeah. We all know you’re not a fan of the sausage.” Mums say the darndest things. (tags: funny) YouTube – Adam and Chu challenge Miley and Mandy: Blog 6. Fun! These guys challenge Miley and Mandy to an online dance battle. Some sweet moves. (tags: fun…

Ok I seem to be not enjoying blogging as of late. There are a few things going on right now that I’d rather not blog about. Instead I just tell anyone who will listen. Also, I’m thinking too much about comments. I whore myself out for comments and maybe if one of these hobo jokes…

Help Remedies Bandages and headache tablets that are far more approachable. The text makes it feel like someone geniunely cares, haha. (tags: fun art medical) Video Store Clerk See what a real person rated three other movies and guess how well they rated the current movie. Very tough game unless you’ve got a good knowledge…

YouTube – Lost Generation Beautiful and clever video. (tags: video inspiration)

(Credit for the post title: The Onion Store. I am nothing if not unoriginal.) Last Friday night was not the best night to guzzle alcohol. That’s not to say it was bad, it was a very fun night. But the alcohol goddess was vengeful that night and I was all too easy seduced by her…

Londonist: “Rape is Like Being Force-Fed Chocolate Cake” Blogs BNP Official Woah, indeed. (tags: crime politics) Build Your Own Bag Omg I am so in love. Loooooove. (tags: wishlist) Snapshots From Italy: Ten Reasons Why I Love Shopping in Italy | Serious Eats : Required Eating I am hungry just reading this. (tags: food) Rands…

So I’ve been practicing my guitar in the company of a friend. This friend is Chinese. Therefore, by birthright, he must have studied piano, violin, or both. In his case, piano. To be perfectly honest, I have no idea what kind of music he is trained in nor how talented he is because I’ve never…

Why We Love Tina Fey : DivineCaroline I love Tina Fey more than you do. (tags: movies tv) Incredible! on Vimeo The Running Man craze, a video uploaded my musician friend, Kanye. I think it would have been funnier without the text at the end; the clothes and skin color was enough of a hint….

Weekly Evil – Facebook | Lewis Black’s Root of All Evil | Comedy Central “Facebook makes me feel somehow more lonely.” A bunch of talking heads yell about how awful and stupid Facebook is. (tags: humor video) defective yeti: defective yeti’s Kost Kutting Korner A fine tip to save money. (tags: funny money dating) Radiohead…

YouTube – NEWS (02) Holy fuck. Julia Nunes opening for Ben Folds. This is such good news, I might just cry. Yep, I’m crying. (tags: music video) Simpsons Movie Parodies – FunCram (tags: fun tv movies) Daily Kos: Obama Didn’t Want My Money – Updated w/link to letter Obama is a man of his word….

Ok you know what, I’ve laid down four different drafts and I just can’t get it right. I wanted to write and complain about girls but forget that. It’s not hard. It’s something people solve every fucking day and something they’ve been doing for millennia. If you think girls are hard then you should try…

We Can Do It Hell yeah. This is awesome. (tags: photo art) Why I Let My 9-Year-Old Ride the Subway Alone | The New York Sun This over-protectiveness doesn’t only apply to fear of abduction. A lot of parents would wrap their children in bubble wrap if they could. (tags: parenting) New Series: Billboard-worthy twitters…

So Nancy Pearl Wannabe had a great idea for a blogger-powered Choose Your Own Blogventure. I signed up, and now here I am writing an ending. I have only actually read the story immediately preceding mine so don’t blame me for any plot holes or unfinished story. I did the best I could. Start of…

YouTube – Apple Ad – Drunk Jeff Goldblum This is so freakin’ funny. How do they make him sound so drunk? (tags: apple funny video) The Princess Song | dooce ® Leta is all growed up now. These videos are precious. (tags: video parenting) Todger Talk: ‘Mr Sex’ Grabs Them Digits Awesome post talking about…

The Ex-Crush – ExposedNYC Trying to get over a crush. Something I do a lot, haha. (tags: dating)

Part One: Year 1 « These Little Moments Chills. (tags: love) The business of parenting (kottke.org) Brilliant observations for the new parent. There is such a huge industry preying on the fears of parents. (tags: parenting) The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs: Yes, we got pwned. This means nothing. Apple laptop got hacked the fastest….