Worst Person in the World

I have nothing to spill into the murky waters of the internet. No dirty laundry I need to air. Maybe more later when I get a lock on a really good subject. Instead of actual content, here is a conversation:

HER: Wanna watch Scrubs?
JACK: Sure. But I have seen every episode at least three times over.
HER: What do you usually watch?
JACK: Um, well.

Jack changes to channel to MSNBC to catch the second half of Countdown with Keith Olbermann.

JACK: It’s mostly politics.
HER: Oh my God. Erghh. Oh my Gawwwwd.

She proceeds to writhe around in mock agony to the point where her tortured cries drown out whatever new and sad story is surfacing about John McCain. Probably the one about the fundraiser nobody RSVPed for.

JACK: Um, ok. I get the hint.
HER: Oh my gawwwwwwwwwd. Arghhhhhhh. I’m dying.

  1. katelin
    - Wed, 28 May 2008

    i would much rather watch scrubs over and over than watch politics, but that’s just me….and her i suppose :)

  2. Deutlich
    - Wed, 28 May 2008

    I’m amused that you pay more attention to politics in the U.S. than she does, considering you’re Australian.

  3. poodlegoose
    - Wed, 28 May 2008

    Hahaha this makes me laugh. I might feel for you, but to be honest, I’m tired of American politics myself. But I’ve gotta go with Deutlich on this one. Why aren’t you tired of US politics by now? :)

  4. Princess Pointful
    - Wed, 28 May 2008

    I love how it took several moments of writhing. That is meant to have immediate effects!!

  5. Jack
    - Thu, 29 May 2008

    Katelin: I know, I know. But I’ve watched a lot of Scrubs. A lot. If it were 30 Rock or The Office or something, I’d change my mind.

    Deutlich: It’s a side effect of The Daily Show being so darn good. Now I’m actually interested in politics. I guess she never had that epiphany.

    poodlegoose: I’m tired too, to be honest. Hillary is still fighting, McCain continues to be largely ignored for his missteps and Bush is still wielding power. Blah. But I’m hanging in there until November. Then I’ll stop paying attention.

    Princess Pointful: I know but it was cute so I let her play it up for a while longer. ;)

  6. Ashley
    - Thu, 29 May 2008

    haha that is funny. i love me some keith though…i sometimes wonder if i’ve crossed the line into complete dork when i watch it instead of….anything else.

  7. Rachel
    - Mon, 02 Jun 2008

    I could say something snarky, but honestly, I think I’d have the same reaction.

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