| May282008 | Worst Person in the World |
I have nothing to spill into the murky waters of the internet. No dirty laundry I need to air. Maybe more later when I get a lock on a really good subject. Instead of actual content, here is a conversation:
HER: Wanna watch Scrubs?
JACK: Sure. But I have seen every episode at least three times over.
HER: What do you usually watch?
JACK: Um, well.
Jack changes to channel to MSNBC to catch the second half of Countdown with Keith Olbermann.
JACK: It’s mostly politics.
HER: Oh my God. Erghh. Oh my Gawwwwd.
She proceeds to writhe around in mock agony to the point where her tortured cries drown out whatever new and sad story is surfacing about John McCain. Probably the one about the fundraiser nobody RSVPed for.
JACK: Um, ok. I get the hint.
HER: Oh my gawwwwwwwwwd. Arghhhhhhh. I’m dying.
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