I should never have a daughter

Jack: Want to hear a bedtime story?
C: Sure.
Jack: Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess named C.
C: I don’t like this story.
Jack: And she ruled over her people with an iron fist.
C: Yup, don’t like it.
Jack: Then along came the handsome knight, Sir Jack… and he slay the evil princess. The people rejoiced and they never mentioned her name again.
C: Now I really don’t like it.

  1. Aaron
    - Fri, 11 Jul 2008

    Never say never! You’ve just jinx yourself… Now you have to say “cancel cancel” to undo the jinx! Say it! Trust me on this man!… Say it!!!

  2. Jack
    - Fri, 11 Jul 2008

    Cancel cancel :(

  3. deutlich
    - Fri, 11 Jul 2008

    Hey! Aaron does that Cancel Cancel thing too!

    oh.

    wait..

    i’m a fuckin’ idiot.

  4. Jack
    - Fri, 11 Jul 2008

    You crack me up, deutlich. :D

  5. poodlegoose
    - Mon, 14 Jul 2008

    Sooooo. . . whatcha gonna name your daughter, sir?

  6. jinius
    - Mon, 14 Jul 2008

    hilarious. i’m going to use this story when i have children.

  7. mike
    - Tue, 15 Jul 2008

    I want that Sentry Gun for my home…..

  8. Lachlan
    - Wed, 16 Jul 2008

    I agree with Mike that Sentry Gun is awesome!

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